The Christian Side Hug™ was first patented to prevent uncleaness among Christian youth. In many ways it was effective. Avoiding the inevitable chest bump of front hugs almost made its users forget the physical distinctions God created between men and women which is the root of all lust. It gave users the appearance of being … Continue reading The Christian Side Hug™ No Longer Deemed Holy Enough
HOUSTON, TX -- Local mom of seven and resident expert on essential oils and homeopathic remedies, Purity Grasse, was baffled by 7 year old son, Ledum's illness last week. "We only eat organic, non-GMO foods: gluten-free grains, free-range chicken and eggs, and grassfed beef." Purity said. "I regularly diffuse Thieves essential oil blend throughout the … Continue reading Essential Oils Mom Baffled How Child Got Sick
Recently published author, Vivian Morgan launches internet campaign against popular literature that "exposes untold numbers of innocent minds to Satanic powers." "I know people say that there's no demonic activity in the books but they use the word 'magic' so obviously people are being deceived about the content. --Not that I've actually read the books … Continue reading Woman Publishing Book On How To Fight Satan With Words of Power Protests Magic In Literature
"It's time to end the compromise and raise our standards for the film industry," father of twelve posted to his Facebook wall last Saturday. "Start saying "no" to the secular Hollywood industry and put your money behind shallow Christian films that reinforce the traditional stereotypes that real Christians everywhere fight against in real-life relationships with … Continue reading Vocal Proponent of Shallow, Nominally Christian Films Calls For Higher Standards For Film
The Greek pronoun is plural: Do you not know that y'all are God's temple and that God's spirit dwells in y'all?
Loki could be me. Loki could be you. We want him to be redeemed because we see a reflection of ourselves in him.
Independent Christian, Gill Bothard emerges from three-month-long private Bible study with new Holy-Spirit empowered insights into how to achieve holiness. "Not only do I know more about holiness than everyone I know and two thousand years' worth of Christians gone before me, I have learned secrets to holiness that even Jesus didn't know." Gill published … Continue reading Local Man Discovers How To Be Holier Than Jesus
My blog still exists!
^^ that's about right! No surprise on 1-4, but #5 took me by surprise--what is Bow Pop, and how could it make my top 5 if I don't know what it is?! Google failed to turn up a definition. From what I can piece together based on Spotify's playlist entitled "Bow Pop," it appears the … Continue reading 2015: A Year in Review (Music)
The second half of 2015 saw a significant drop-off in posts. I took a 30 day social media fast over the summer then an extended blogging break for several compound personal reasons. As hard as it was to step away, it turned out to be a good season of focusing on other interests and spheres … Continue reading 2015: A Year in Review (Blogging)